What exactly is my responsibility here? To comfort insecure heterosexual men? That can’t possibly fall to me.
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my name is irrelevant and I have an intolerance to wool
(Source: schrutesfarm, via theofficeedit)
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please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour
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i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you
the best song of this year is the one you can’t even vote for
when europeans talk trash about eurovision: hahhah yes true
when americans talk trash about eurovision: shut your fucking mouth
I need a girl like this
when she fry them skittles just right😫💯👌🏾
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Rob Mcelhenney invites Aniya Wolf, a lesbian teenager who was not allowed into her prom for wearing a suit, to star in an episode of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
“I’ve just always been like this, ever since I was little,” Wolf said. “I was always more masculine. You wouldn’t catch me playing with any Barbie dolls, I’ll tell you that right now.”
YES YES YES ONE HUNDRED
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my party trick is wearing cool socks so people come up to me and say “hey man cool socks”
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